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From the You Can't Make This Up Department via co-blogger Mike:

Believe or not, it gets worse:

"However men living as women are being invited for cervical smear tests even though they do not have a cervix"

Ya think?

Go read the whole thing over at Powerline.

But for goodness' sake, finish whatever you're eating and/or drinking first.